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Don't Try: My Father's Horniness
My father, Dave Robert Shepard Sr., died on either December 30th or December 31st, depending on what time zone you were in. I received the call on the 30th at 11:30PM in Los Angeles, but the caller, positioned in Detroit, was two hours deep into the 31st. He was dead at 62 years old. Small cell…
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Krisduh n Ee-an,
We have all obviously retreated from our families to our rooms, where we are desperately searching the internet for amusement. So here is a funny video that I’m sure you both have already seen because I am rarely on said internet to see funny things when they are still cool.
Hey, Mr. Bird- there’s no cutting in the unemployment line. Mr. Lehrer was here first.
